Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Secret agent mode

When you go clubbing do you pretend you're a secret agent?

Do you do this?

Often when you go clubbing you get split up or someone has to go outside to smoke. Sometimes you get split from your group.

This is when you become a secret agent.

There's smoke, lights, people dancing all over the place. You vaguely remember what your group were wearing and, indeed, who you're with. You go to where they last were: there's no one there.

Now you have to scan across that room like you're the freaking Terminator. Each and every dancing body could be one of your pals. If you don't find them you might not be able to get home, your mission, regardless of whether you accept it, is to find those particular dancing goons.

So you have to navigate through people and move them aside without starting a fight. You have to look at everything, shoes, faces, sometimes you have to wait for the lights to shoot a certain way.

So do you do this, or is it just me?

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