I don't need lights. Every single time I enter a dark room and leave without turning the light on I pat myself on the back three, maybe even four times. Preparing dinner? Grabbing snacks? Pretending to be a ninja? None of these require light. It's a personal failure if you have to flick that switch, it means cats and bats both beat you.
Also I'm saving the planet because I'm not using its precious lifeblood to compensate for my inability to find a Pepperami at midnight. I'm practically an eco-warrior.
But, as with all the best things in life, there are pros and cons to being a darklord.
PROS
- Sheer misguided pride
- Get things done slightly faster
- Easier to hide from people you don't like or question the point of
- Easier to sleep while performing mundane tasks
- Lower risk of electric shock
CONS
- Freak out anyone you live with who enters the room. 'Why are you in the dark?' '*Scowls* I DON'T NEED THE LIGHT!' (this has actually happened)
- Potential injury - but most of my posts carry that risk
- Culinary mishaps
- Eye damage
- Move slower
- More vulnerable to surprise zombie attack
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