Cool walker

Do you walk properly?

It's sunny which means people go outside. I too sometimes go outside and when I go outside I normally travel by walking, it just seems to work out that way.

But I don't really walk properly. If I had it my way (and I rarely do) arm movement would not be necessary while walking, nor would having to bounce around or move your shoulders in any way whatsoever.

Now hear me out: I know it looks weird when people do this. I've seen people do it and think 'dude, you are walking weird'. But it's my natural way of walking! The arms don't move unless they have to. Why would they? It's the legs doing all the work.

So I morph into 'cool walk', which is, I plan every single step and have to make my arms move even though they don't want to and I don't really want them to either. I also walk quickly which means if my arms don't keep up with my legs again it all looks horrific so either I start flailing my arms around frantically or look a bit like a robot.

So do you walk this way? Talk this way.