Friday, 1 June 2012

Washing up with MAGIC

Is everything magically clean when you wash up?

For some reason even though I'll wash my hands after touching someone or even looking at something dirty, when it comes to washing up I assume bacteria don't exist.

I pretty much rub a sponge across stuff, using liquid that I'm not even really sure what the hell it does, and then as long as there's no marks I slam it in a cupboard and leave it. I assume this ritual will destroy all bacteria ever and go on my merry way.

During this process I'll leave dishes on dirty cabinets, not clean things properly, wash with clearly dirty sponges and yet, despite all this, I remain reasonably confident that everything is clean. Even though I know it isn't.

The one thing that is never clean? The bottom of the sink. Even though it's probably no worse than the sponge, the bottom of the sink is germ hell where every bad thing ever lives and if your dish touches that then by sweet jebus you better throw that dish away before it infects your brain and or soul.

So do you do this? Part of me hopes you don't.

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