Two step Tommy

Do you take two, perhaps even four stairs at a time?

I can't go up stairs one at a time anymore. Even if I'm carrying heavy suitcases or a koala or something I shouldn't be carrying I have to go up two at a time. The one exception to this rule? When I'm with a group of slow ass mofos.

Walking as a group is generally quite stressful for me because I can't hear people very well and I naturally want to zoom ahead whereas they walk slow because 'that's how people walk'. Then you get to stairs: you can't talk on stairs, and it's very hard to keep to any formation. I end up behind or in front.

IF you zoom off on the stairs you end up having to turn around and then it's just goddamn awkward really isn't it? You look like some kind of crazy stair maverick.

So I slow right down and seriously almost lose my balance: I'm just not used to it. How the hell can you go so slow? Even going downstairs I go two at a time.

So how about you? Are you a slow ass mofo? If you are, you're probably less likely to to fall down stairs and die, which is good I guess.